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... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech
or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility.  What
did it matter what anyone knew or ignored?  What did it matter who was
manager?  One gets sometimes such a flash of insight. The essentials of
this affair lay deep under the surface, beyond my reach, and beyond my
power of meddling.
        -- Joseph Conrad
 
Linux Work:  56 of 630

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson
Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate.
Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and
great effort pushing boulders into a single word.

It can be seen from 10,000 feet, silhouetted against the snow.
Government officials exchanged memos full of circumlocutions (no Latin
equivalent exists) but failed to word an appropriation bill for the
destruction of this cairn, that wouldn't alert the press and embarrass
both Parliament and Party.

It stands today, a monument to human spirit.  If life exists on other
planets, this may be the first message received from us.
        -- The Realist, November, 1964.
 
Linux Work:  57 of 630

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather
a new wearer of clothes.
        -- Henry David Thoreau
 
Linux Work:  58 of 630

Biz is better.
 
Linux Work:  59 of 630

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.
 
Linux Work:  60 of 630

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal.  He's the brains of the outfit.
General:    What does that make YOU?
Bullwinkle: What else?  An executive.
        -- Jay Ward
 
Linux Work:  61 of 630

Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.
You keep score with money.
        -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari
 
Linux Work:  62 of 630

Business will be either better or worse.
        -- Calvin Coolidge
 
Linux Work:  63 of 630

"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations' paws."
 
Linux Work:  64 of 630

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a
brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and
lived in New Jersey.  Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the
phonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where
it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented.  But Edison's
greatest achievement came in 1879, when he invented the electric company.
Edison's design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit:
the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then
immediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is
the brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again.

This means that an electric company can sell a customer the same batch of
electricity thousands of times a day and never get caught, since very few
customers take the time to examine their electricity closely. In fact the
last year any new electricity was generated in the United States was 1937;
the electric companies have been merely re-selling it ever since, which is
why they have so much free time to apply for rate increases.
        -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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