Linux Work

    We have some absolutely irrefutable statistics to show exactly why
you are so tired.
    There are not as many people actually working as you may have thought.
    The population of this country is 200 million.  84 million are over
60 years of age, which leaves 116 million to do the work.  People under 20
years of age total 75 million, which leaves 41 million to do the work.
    There are 22 million who are employed by the government, which leaves
19 million to do the work.  Four million are in the Armed Services, which
leaves 15 million to do the work.  Deduct 14,800,000, the number in the state
and city offices, leaving 200,000 to do the work.  There are 188,000 in
hospitals, insane asylums, etc., so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
    Now it may interest you to know that there are 11,998 people in jail,
so that leaves just 2 people to carry the load. That is you and me, and
brother, I'm getting tired of doing everything myself!

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call
free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens
show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do
our best to make him feel that he ought to be ashamed of himself."
        -- Cameron Hawley

We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog.  If we heard a noise at night,
we'd bark ourselves.
        -- Crazy Jimmy

We're living in a golden age.  All you need is gold.
        -- D.W. Robertson.

Weekend, where are you?

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?

What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be
broken down into subjects and predicates.  This is not because Quality
is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.
        -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.

What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?