| Linux Work: 587 of 630 |
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"
it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard
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| Linux Work: 588 of 630 |
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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| Linux Work: 589 of 630 |
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
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| Linux Work: 590 of 630 |
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
-- James H. Boren
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| Linux Work: 591 of 630 |
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
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| Linux Work: 592 of 630 |
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
-- Daniel B. Luten
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| Linux Work: 593 of 630 |
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
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| Linux Work: 594 of 630 |
When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
"I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
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| Linux Work: 595 of 630 |
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
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| Linux Work: 596 of 630 |
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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