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Fortune: 589 - 598 of 630 from Linux Work

Linux Work:  589 of 630

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
 
Linux Work:  590 of 630

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
        -- James H. Boren
 
Linux Work:  591 of 630

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
 
Linux Work:  592 of 630

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
        -- Daniel B. Luten
 
Linux Work:  593 of 630

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
 
Linux Work:  594 of 630

    When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle!  I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
    "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe.  "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
 
Linux Work:  595 of 630

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
 
Linux Work:  596 of 630

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
 
Linux Work:  597 of 630

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
 
Linux Work:  598 of 630

When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
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