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Linux Work:  594 of 630

    When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle!  I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
    "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe.  "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
 
Linux Work:  595 of 630

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
 
Linux Work:  596 of 630

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
 
Linux Work:  597 of 630

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
 
Linux Work:  598 of 630

When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
 
Linux Work:  599 of 630

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
        -- The Wall Street Journal
 
Linux Work:  600 of 630

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
        -- Henry J. Kaiser
 
Linux Work:  601 of 630

Where there's a will, there's a relative.
 
Linux Work:  602 of 630

Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
 
Linux Work:  603 of 630

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.
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