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XVI:
    In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one
    aircraft.  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and
    Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be
    made available to the Marines for the extra day.
XVII:
    Software is like entropy.  It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing,
    and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics, i.e., it always increases.
XVIII:
    It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability.  It is not uncommon
    to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of
    ten degradation accomplished.
XIX:
    Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will
    be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
XX:
    In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding
    approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the
    administration requests -- minus 4-percent tax.
        -- Norman Augustine

XXI:
    It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
XXII:
    If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock,
    not selling advice.
XXIII:
    Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is
    currently estimated.
XXIV:
    The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an
    established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most
    costly action known to man.
XXV:
    A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete
    or a new canvas to an artist.
        -- Norman Augustine

XXVI:
    If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each
    other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
XXVII:
    Rank does not intimidate hardware.  Neither does the lack of rank.
XXVIII:
    It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
XXIX:
    Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their
    jobs only about five years.  Those who produce effective results
    hang on about half a decade.
XXX:
    By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers,
    the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
        -- Norman Augustine

XXXI:
    The optimum committee has no members.
XXXII:
    Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of
    turning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold.
XXXIII:
    Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
XXXIV:
    The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work
    is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed
    randomly.
XXXV:
    The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion,
    the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give
    the data authenticity.
        -- Norman Augustine

XXXVI:
    The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar
    contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.  If all the
    proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other
    at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
XXXVII:
    Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect.
    The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
XXXVIII:
    The early bird gets the worm.
    The early worm ... gets eaten.
XXXIX:
    Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of
    the year -- in either direction.
XL:
    Most projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.
        -- Norman Augustine

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.  Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
        -- Snoopy

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
        -- Joseph E. Levine

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
        -- Norman Douglas

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
        -- Superchicken