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Linux Work:  81 of 630

Dealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation,
all our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75% per year.
        -- C.N. Parkinson
 
Linux Work:  82 of 630

Dear Lord:
    I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
 
Linux Work:  83 of 630

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?

Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs
to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in:
WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM'S.
Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when creating hand- lettered
small-business signs is that you should put quotation marks around random
words for decoration, as in "TRY" OUR HOT DOG'S, or even TRY "OUR" HOT DOG'S.
        -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
 
Linux Work:  84 of 630

Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.
 
Linux Work:  85 of 630

    "Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
    "Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
    "I've never done anything illegal before."
    "I thought you said you were an accountant!"
 
Linux Work:  86 of 630

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
 
Linux Work:  87 of 630

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.  Cheat.
        -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Work:  88 of 630

Don't tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.
        -- James J. Ling
 
Linux Work:  89 of 630

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"
 
Linux Work:  90 of 630

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
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