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Linux Work:  85 of 630

    "Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
    "Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
    "I've never done anything illegal before."
    "I thought you said you were an accountant!"
 
Linux Work:  86 of 630

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
 
Linux Work:  87 of 630

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.  Cheat.
        -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Work:  88 of 630

Don't tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.
        -- James J. Ling
 
Linux Work:  89 of 630

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"
 
Linux Work:  90 of 630

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
 
Linux Work:  91 of 630

Drilling for oil is boring.
 
Linux Work:  92 of 630

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
 
Linux Work:  93 of 630

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
    "Ever since they threatened to fire me."
 
Linux Work:  94 of 630

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
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