| Linux Work: 85 of 630 |
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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| Linux Work: 86 of 630 |
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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| Linux Work: 87 of 630 |
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Work: 88 of 630 |
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling
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| Linux Work: 89 of 630 |
"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"
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| Linux Work: 90 of 630 |
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
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| Linux Work: 91 of 630 |
Drilling for oil is boring.
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| Linux Work: 92 of 630 |
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
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| Linux Work: 93 of 630 |
Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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| Linux Work: 94 of 630 |
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
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