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Linux Work:  87 of 630

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.  Cheat.
        -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Work:  88 of 630

Don't tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.
        -- James J. Ling
 
Linux Work:  89 of 630

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"
 
Linux Work:  90 of 630

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
 
Linux Work:  91 of 630

Drilling for oil is boring.
 
Linux Work:  92 of 630

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
 
Linux Work:  93 of 630

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
    "Ever since they threatened to fire me."
 
Linux Work:  94 of 630

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
 
Linux Work:  95 of 630

Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
 
Linux Work:  96 of 630

"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95."
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