| Linux Work: 89 of 630 |
"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"
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| Linux Work: 90 of 630 |
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
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| Linux Work: 91 of 630 |
Drilling for oil is boring.
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| Linux Work: 92 of 630 |
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
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| Linux Work: 93 of 630 |
Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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| Linux Work: 94 of 630 |
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
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| Linux Work: 95 of 630 |
Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
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| Linux Work: 96 of 630 |
"Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95."
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| Linux Work: 97 of 630 |
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"
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| Linux Work: 98 of 630 |
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, you'd better be running.
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