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Linux Work:  91 of 630

Drilling for oil is boring.
 
Linux Work:  92 of 630

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
 
Linux Work:  93 of 630

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
    "Ever since they threatened to fire me."
 
Linux Work:  94 of 630

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
 
Linux Work:  95 of 630

Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
 
Linux Work:  96 of 630

"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95."
 
Linux Work:  97 of 630

Every man thinks God is on his side.  The rich and powerful know that he is.
        -- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"
 
Linux Work:  98 of 630

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed.  Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, you'd better be running.
 
Linux Work:  99 of 630

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work"
        -- Robert Orben
 
Linux Work:  100 of 630

Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no
guarantee of eventual success.
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