Linux Men Women

Women want their men to be cops.  They want you to punish them and tell
them what the limits are.  The only thing that women hate worse from a man
than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
                -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few
gracious words.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are
pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because
they are themselves.
                -- Amiel

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
                -- Cornelia Otis Skinner

Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge
as good as any other.
                -- Philippe De Remi

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced
attorney.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a
lion with a will of iron.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

        "You are *so* lovely."
        "Yes."
        "Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess."

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.  You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
                -- Ambrose Bierce