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In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
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In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold. 100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager. 100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager. 100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.
Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: The dumb manager. All the rest are myths.
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Innovation is hard to schedule.
-- Dan Fylstra
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Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
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Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
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It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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It is better to live rich than to die rich.
-- Samuel Johnson
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It is better to travel hopefully than to fly Continental.
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It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward
the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the
case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by
crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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