Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 2, 2014
There once was a girl named Mcgoffin
Who was diddled amazingly...There once was a girl named Mcgoffin
Who was diddled amazingly often.
She was rogered by scores
Who'd been turned down by whores,
And was finally screwed in her coffin. There was a young fellow named Blaine,
And he screwed some...There was a young fellow named Blaine,
And he screwed some disgusting old jane.
She was ugly and smelly
With an awful pot-belly,
But... well, they were caught in the rain. Ladles and Jellyspoons!
I come before you to stand behind...Ladles and Jellyspoons!
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Since next Thursday will be Good Friday,
There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only.
Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,... Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw.
Hundred billion...Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw.
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.
Seems I'm not alone in being alone.
Hundred billion castaways looking for a call.
-- The Police, "Message in a Bottle"
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 2, 2014
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