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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday February 13, 2014


Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.

There was a young man from Stamboul Who boasted so torrid...
There was a young man from Stamboul Who boasted so torrid a tool That each female crater Explored by this satyr Seemed almost unpleasantly cool.

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