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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday April 19, 2015


If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time...
If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.

Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live...
Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I have a great notion, To jump in the river and drown.

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