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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 30, 2015


A lovely young diver named Nancy, Wore a bikini bottom quite...
A lovely young diver named Nancy, Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy, The fish of Bonaire, Watched her Derriere, And the sea fans all tickled her fancy.

A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl...
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl sentry. She started to pout, Because it fell out, But the mission was saved by re-entry.

Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place...
Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident.

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