Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday November 25, 2019

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing...
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say. And then say it with the utmost levity. -- G.B. Shaw