Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 25, 2019

A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black...
A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black moustache; She cried, "Shave it, O do! And I'll put it with glue On my hat as a sort of panache." -- Edward Gorey

A sex-loving coed named Bree Caught the clap from her Apple...
A sex-loving coed named Bree Caught the clap from her Apple IIE. The joystick, she found, Had been fooling around With a neighboring student's PC.

There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent...
There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent pair. Or that's what I thought, Till I saw one get caught, On a thorn and begin losing air.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly...
There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly hot That ten bishops of Rome And the Pope's private gnome Failed to quench her Vesuvial twat.