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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday September 25, 2019


There was a young man named Rex Who really was small for...
There was a young man named Rex Who really was small for his sex. When tried for exposure The judge's disclosure Was "de minimus non curat lex."

As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live...
As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic Reynolds

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