Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday January 15, 2020

There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular...
There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt. She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front.

The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.

There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent...
There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer. The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor).