Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 10, 2020

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring...
Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.