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Dec 8, 2018

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world...
Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term,...
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in...
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ... -- Carl Zwanzig

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