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May 19, 2012

This fortune was brought to you by the people...
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.

This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words...
This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.

This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have...
This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have emotional moving vans. -- Bruce Feirstein

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife,...
This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags! I just won the California lottery!" "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" "I don't care," responds...

This is a country where people are free to practice their...
This is a country where people are free to practice their religion, regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...

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