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Oct 28, 2007

When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog...
When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac

When two people are under the influence of the most violent,...
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part...

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking...
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae"

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even...
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues. -- Honor'e de Balzac

When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with...
When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else. -- David Pryce-Jones

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