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May 19, 2007

The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. --...
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wright

The other line moves faster.
The other line moves faster.

The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived...
The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word...

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is...
The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".

The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might...
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might add. -- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court

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