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Jun 7, 2006

"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" ...
"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM." -- Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." ...

Choose two: (A) Fast (B) Efficient (C) Stable (D) Windows...
Choose two: (A) Fast (B) Efficient (C) Stable (D) Windows 98 (counts as two)

Are you scared of speed? If so, try Windows NT.
Are you scared of speed? If so, try Windows NT.

Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.
Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.

Windows 98 is so intuitive that you need only 9.8 megabytes...
Windows 98 is so intuitive that you need only 9.8 megabytes of help files!

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