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Jan 31, 2006

If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures...
If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career in chartered accountancy beckons. -- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic Systems course.

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius --...
If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a hype. If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype. -- Neil Bogart

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling

If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage...
If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.

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