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May 19, 2015

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end...
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers...
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments. For example, in 1780...

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied...

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued...
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully...

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe...
After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.

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