Freebsd Fortunes 7

What's the matter with the world?  Why, there ain't but one thing wrong
with every one of us - and that's "selfishness."
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose,
Some say your toes,
But I think it's your mind.
                -- Frank Zappa, 1965

What's this stuff about people being "released on their
own recognizance"?  Aren't we all out on own recognizance?

When a Banker jumps out of a window,
jump after him -- that's where the money is.
                -- Robespierre

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but
the principle of the thing," it's the money.
                -- Kim Hubbard

When a girl can read the handwriting on
the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
                -- Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions
of many men for the inattentions of one.
                Helen Rowland