Freebsd Fortunes 7

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near
the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people
to do so.
                -- Bertrand Russell

Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.
                -- Schulz

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
                -- Mike Romanoff

Work like hell, tell everyone everything you know, close a deal with
a handshake, and have fun.
                -- Harold "Doc" Edgerton, summing up his life's philosophy,
                   shortly before dying at the age of 86.

Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.

Work without a vision is slavery,
Vision without work is a pipe dream,
But vision with work is the hope of the world.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with
a valentine.
                -- Christopher Plummer

World tensions have, if anything, increased in the quarter century
since H.G. Wells uttered his glum warning:  "There is no more evil
thing on earth than race prejudice, none at all.  I write deliberately
-- it is the worst single thing in life now.  It justifies and holds
together more baseness, cruelty and abomination than any other sort of
error in the world."
                -- Sydney Harris

Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair--
It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:
        August.  The lift lines are the shortest, though.
                -- Steve Rubenstein