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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  521 of 1340

Whenever Richard Cory went downtown,
        We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
        Clean-favored, and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
        And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
        "Good morning," and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich -- yes, richer than a king --
        And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
        To make us wish that we were in his place.
So on we worked, and waited for the light,
        And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
        Went home and put a bullet through his head.
                -- E.A. Robinson, "Richard Cory"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  522 of 1340

Whenever someone tells you to take their advice,
you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  523 of 1340

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that
is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges
on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  524 of 1340

Whenever you find that you are on the
side of the majority, it is time to reform.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  525 of 1340

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons.
                -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  526 of 1340

Where am I?  Who am I?  Am I?  I
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  527 of 1340

Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  528 of 1340

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
        Oh, dear, where can the matter be
        When it's converted to energy?
        There is a slight loss of parity.
        Johnny's so long at the fair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  529 of 1340

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  530 of 1340

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters
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