Freebsd Fortunes 7

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no
reason to eat with knitting needles.
                -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food

You enjoy the company of other people.

You feel a whole lot more like you do
now than you did when you used to.

You fill a much-needed gap.

You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple,
what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"

You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for
an apple, what might you not have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-Savarin

You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

You get what you pay for.
                -- Gabriel Biel

You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me
from your own life.  May it all turn out to your happiness.
                -- Goethe

You go down to the pickup station,
        craving warmth and beauty;
You settle for less than fascination --
        a few drinks later you're not so choosy.
And the closing lights strip off the shadows
        on this strange new flesh you've found --
Clutching the night to you like a fig leaf
        you hurry to the blackness
        and the blankets to lay down an impression
        and your loneliness.
                -- Joni Mitchell