Freebsd Fortunes

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7:

Q:  What happened then?
A:  He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
    me."
Q:  Did he kill you?
A:  No.

Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

Corollary:
        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
except study for that instructor's course.

Fourth Law of Revision:
        It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics:  If the probability of success is not
almost one, it is damn near zero.
                -- David Ellis

Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a
policeman's tie.

FreeBSD: everything but the fairings

FreeBSD: Have you had your fairings today?

FreeBSD: It's 3am at night.  Do you know where your fairings are?

Fresco's Discovery:
        If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Friends, Romans, Hipsters,
Let me clue you in;
I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them;
The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caesar.  The cool Brutus
Gave you the message: Caesar had big eyes;
If that's the sound, someone's copping a plea,
And, like, old Caesar really set them straight.
Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a real cool cat;
So are they all, all cool cats, --
Come I to make this gig at Caesar's laying down.