| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 27 of 2327 |
HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!!
Details at 11.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 28 of 2327 |
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 29 of 2327 |
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 30 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and
started chiseling on his wife?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 31 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 32 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon. She ended
up a chopped libber?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 33 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because
he wanted to transcend dental medication?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 34 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings
that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This
Space"?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 35 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated
company -- the photocopier got drunk and tried to undo the
typewriter's ribbon?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 36 of 2327 |
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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