Freebsd Fortunes 4

In youth, it was a way I had
To do my best to please,
And change, with every passing lad,
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know,
And do the things I do;
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you!
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Indian Summer"

INCENTIVE PROGRAM:
        The system of long and short-term rewards that a corporation uses
        to motivate its people.  Still, despite all the experimentation with
        profit sharing, stock options, and the like, the most effective
        incentive program to date seems to be "Do a good job and you get to
        keep it."

Include me out.

Increased knowledge will help you now.
Have mate's phone bugged.

INCUMBENT:
        Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.

Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.

Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as
`all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled
with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'
                -- M.D. Epstein

INDEX:
        Alphabetical list of words of no possible interest where an
        alphabetical list of subjects with references ought to be.

Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball.  Basketball, soybeans, hogs and
basketball.  Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic.  Berkeley
is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.
                -- Carolyn Jones

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?