Freebsd Fortunes

I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.

I've found my niche.  If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was
this little hole in the bottom ...
                -- John Croll

I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx

I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.

"I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer."

"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer"
                -- Senator Claghorn

I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
                -- Shakespeare

Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
        No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.

James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
                -- Tom Stoppard