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Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 642 of 2182 |
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 643 of 2182 |
Cheops' Law:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 644 of 2182 |
"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please,
which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care much where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 645 of 2182 |
Chess tonight.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 646 of 2182 |
CHICAGO:
Where the dead still vote... early and often!
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36:
Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn
headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- Chicago Reader 3/27/81
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 648 of 2182 |
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:
The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
for overheated passengers. When your timer pops up, the driver will
cheerfully baste you.
-- Chicago Reader 5/28/82
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 649 of 2182 |
Chicagoan: "So, where're you from?"
Hoosier: "What's wrong with Indiana?"
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Chicken Little was right.
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