Freebsd Fortunes

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
                -- Walt Kelly

Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
        Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
                -- Voltaire

Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor.  Now everyone's doing it.  It's called grand slam
dancing.
                -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83

Maternity pay?  Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
                -- Malcolm Smith

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
                -- R. Drabek

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something
entirely different.
                -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is
described as being n-dimensional.  Like modern sex, any number can
play.
                -- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quincunx of Time", by
                   James Blish

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a
receipt.