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Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness
of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
-- David Guaspari
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Computer programmers do it byte by byte
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Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems
theory.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.
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Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
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Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld
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Concept, n.:
Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
$25,000.
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Condense soup, not books!
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