| Freebsd Murphys Law: 796 of 833 |
When a distinguised scientist states something is possible,
he is almost certainly right. When he states that
something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 797 of 833 |
Everyone gets away with something.
No one gets away with everything.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 798 of 833 |
Remain silent about your intentions until you are sure
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 799 of 833 |
Calm down .... it is only ones and zeros.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 800 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write COBOL.
COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 801 of 833 |
I have not lost my mind, it is backed up on tape somewhere.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 802 of 833 |
Real programmers do not document.
Documentation is for simps who can't read listings or
object code.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 803 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write specs -- users should
consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and
take what they get.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 804 of 833 |
Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard
to write, it should be hard to understand.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 805 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write apllications programs; they
program right down on the bare metal. Application
programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming.
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