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Programmers do it bit by bit.
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Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live
without giant listings; we would find it hard to use them.
-- D.M. Ritchie
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Programming Department:
Mistakes made while you wait.
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Programming is an unnatural act.
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PROGRESS:
Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons
invading the body and taking possession of it.
Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria
and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction.
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who
cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw
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Progress means replacing a theory that
is wrong with one more subtly wrong.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
-- Ogden Nash
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
-- James Thurber
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Promise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded.
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