Freebsd Fortunes 6

Step back, unbelievers!
Or the rain will never come.
Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum.
You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I'm insane,
But I swear to you, before this day is out,
        you folks are gonna see some rain!

Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle
Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad
so he could breed boneless shad.  His experiment backfired too, and he
wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble.  There's
very little call for those up there.
                -- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone

Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.
Say, do you have a map to the next joint?

Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.
                -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984

Stock's Observation:
        You no sooner get your head above water
        but what someone pulls your flippers off.

Stone's Law:
        One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?"

Stop!  There was first a game of blindman's buff.  Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots.  My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it.  The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.

Stop me, before I kill again!

Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.

Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
Now, if they'd only take a bath...