Freebsd Fortunes 4

I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might
commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it
irresistible.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"

I married beneath me.  All women do.
                -- Lady Nancy Astor

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.
                -- Doctor Graper

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
                -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"

I met my latest girl friend in a department store.  She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
                -- Steven Wright

I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a
congressman.
                -- Will Rogers

I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
                -- William Blake, "Jerusalem"

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
                -- Alexander Woolcott