Freebsd Fortunes 6

Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.

Time to take stock.
Go home with some office supplies.

Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
                -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"

Time will end all my troubles,
but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
                -- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)

timesharing, n:
        An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.

Timing must be perfect now.
Two-timing must be better than perfect.

Tip of the Day:
        Never fry bacon in the nude.

Tip O'Neill is just like Congress; old, fat and out of control.
                -- J. LeBoutillier