Freebsd Fortunes 5

Removing the straw that broke the camel's back
does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.

Renning's Maxim:
        Man is the highest animal.  Man does the classifying.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
                -- Mark Twain

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
                -- Indiana University footbal cheer

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Reporter:
        A writer who guesses his way to the truth
        and dispels it with a tempest of words.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Reporter:   "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."

Reporter:   "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):
                Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi:         I think it would be a good idea.

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.

Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans hang them on the wall.

Republican boys date Democratic girls.  They plan to marry
Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.

Democrats make up plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

Republicans sleep in twin beds -- some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.
                -- Paul Dickson, "The Official Rules"