| Freebsd Fortunes: 1451 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1452 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I
snore."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1453 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in
`Y.'"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1454 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my
blender."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1455 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my
garage door."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1456 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1457 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for
static cling."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1458 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1459 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1460 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
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