Freebsd Fortunes 3

Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.

Happy feast of the pig!

Happy is the child whose father died rich.

hard, adj:
        The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
        of other people.

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
                -- Daniel Dennett

Hard work may not kill you, but why take the chance?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
                -- Charlie McCarthy

Hardware:
        The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said: "You are Yin
and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast
sums of money." And so the set forth together, thinking to conquer the world.
        Presently they met Firmware, who was dressed in tattered rage and
hobbled along propped on a thorny stick.  Firmware said to them: "The Tao
lies beyond Yin and Yang.  It is silent and still as a pool of water.  It does
not seek fame, therefore nobody knows its presence.  It does not seek fortune,
for it is complete within itself.  It exists beyond space and time."
        Software and Hardware, ashamed, returned to their homes.

hardware, n:
        The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.