Linux Kids

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.  You
need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion
picture star.  If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use
the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified
success.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Youth is such a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

Youth is the trustee of posterity.

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

Youth.  It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.