| Linux Kids: 65 of 150 |
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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| Linux Kids: 66 of 150 |
It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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| Linux Kids: 67 of 150 |
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
-- Kingsley Amis
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| Linux Kids: 68 of 150 |
It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
-- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
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| Linux Kids: 69 of 150 |
It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions
that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that
starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed.
-- Arthur Binstead
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| Linux Kids: 70 of 150 |
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
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| Linux Kids: 71 of 150 |
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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| Linux Kids: 72 of 150 |
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
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| Linux Kids: 73 of 150 |
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could
travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate
teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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| Linux Kids: 74 of 150 |
Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys!
-- Ma Barker
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