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If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
                -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
 
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If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
 
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If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
 
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
 
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
 
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If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
 
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If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
 
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
 
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If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
        -- Robert Moses
 
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
to do with a shortage of flowers.
                -- Doug Larson

        [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]
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