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See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause
the second one should have seen it.
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She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.
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She's genuinely bogus.
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"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
"Oh, yeah? What's he look like?"
"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
paper boots."
"What's he wanted for?"
"Rustling."
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Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
comments:
"Truly a woman of the times. These times, those times..."
"A Renaissance woman. Why in 1432..."
"A man for all seasons. Really..."
After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful
it was to "get it together" again, presumably referring to having her now dead
body join her long dead brain.
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Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
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Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves.
-- Thomas Carlyle
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Silence is the only virtue you have left.
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Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
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Sleep is for the weak and sickly.
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